Name: HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR HUSBAND • Eindhoven • Stand-up Comedy in English
Start: 2024-12-07T20:00:00+01:00
End: 2024-12-07T22:00:00+01:00
Location: Pand P

HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR HUSBAND  • Eindhoven •  Stand-up Comedy in English

luanacomedy

A Cheater’s Guide to Love — Dark & Dirty Jokes on Love, Sex & Cheating.

Pand P

How To Cheat On Your Husband

This isn’t a guide... it’s more of a disaster manual. If you're here thinking, ‘Wait, do I really need new tricks to cheat on my partner?’ – you're probably already too good at it. Or you suck so bad you need professional help.

If you're here thinking, ‘Wait, do I really need new tricks to cheat on my partner?’ – you're probably already too good at it. Or you suck so bad you need professional help. Either way, this is your night.Whether you’re single, married, divorced, in a situationship, or just here for some dark laughs to feel better about your own trainwreck – buckle up, and let's get into this disaster we call romance. Who knows, by the end of the night, you might leave inspired. Or alone. Either way, you'll laugh. Hopefully.. And if I ask you weird questions tonight, don’t worry – you can just tell me to f*** off. That’s the love language of this show.Marriage is like communism, right? It sounds like a great idea at first, but after a few years, everyone’s just standing in line, waiting for something that’s never gonna happen. Sex, probably. And love? Love is just your brain pulling a prank on you for like... ten years straight. That’s science. I think.And before you ask, yes – this show is gonna cover everything: sex, love, therapy, cheating, divorce – the whole relationship buffet. Think of it like free therapy, but worse advice. I want at least one couple to break up tonight. Not even joking. If I see you arguing on the way out, I’ll give you a sticker or something.Look, life is messy, relationships are worse, and you’ve got two options: cry about it in therapy or laugh about it here. I prefer you laugh here because therapists charge way more than I do, and they don't even sell beer.🎭 STAND-UP COMEDY 🎭December 07 (sat) , 8:00 PM Showdoors open 7:30 PM, show starts 8:00PM📍 at Pand p, EindhovenIG: @luanacomedyLuana Matei (Ro/NL) &amp; The Best European Travelling + Local Comedians.

REVIEWS from past audiences:"Luana is your friend who always has a story to tell, except her stories are always funny. She did a particular set for the audience on the day that I saw her, mixing up her material. It worked!Her humour resonates with me and it will resonate with you too: yes, you can laugh about communism and infidelity and bad sex and parents (oh, parents!) and ninjas and sleeping your way around the world. Her humour is messy and dark, because, well, life is messy and dark. Yes, it is her story that she tells, but it is very much your story too.I smiled all through the show and laughed with my own husband and my friends (I thought appropriate to bring to the show not only my husband but also my best friends, whose wedding I celebrated ;) I’d go again to her shows when she comes to my city!" Gaia--------------"Invited my partner on our anniversary and it was great! Think of Luana as the Mouth Of Truth and be prepared to hear some truths and laugh at all of them! I have never been asked so openly when was the last time I had sex, or if we cheated on each other (ps yes we did but we fixed it). Anyone in need of a sex talk, give it a try;)" Monika Rimini--------------"Went to see this today and and had such a laugh! The show felt personal, like a catch up with a good mate! I am a lover of dark humour and perfectly timed jokes and this had it! Had a brilliant time and I’d defo recommend!" Kelsey Christie-whelan--------------"Saw this show as a last minute decision. Didn't stop laughing! The performer really knows how to captivate their audience and is a great storyteller. " Amber Leadbetter

---Who is Luana? IG: @luanacomedy---L﻿uana Matei (RO), originally from Romania, she lived in Tokyo for 12 years before getting trapped in Amsterdam during the lockdown. In 2022/23 she began extensively touring Europe &amp; Asia, having performed in 51 cities across 29 countries, with over 250 packed shows (150+ sold out) entertaining more than 20,000 people. Her comedy is dark, insightful, and deftly encapsulating her experiences living and traveling around the world! She takes vulnerability to another level, pushing the boundaries of "How soon is too soon?"

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